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Coffee House Intellectual Imposter

Austiblox hat

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Created by: ZealousSquad

  15 Coins

(2 sales)

You like to sit in coffee houses and attempt to impress random other customers with your faux intellectualism. You pronounce Goethe like Goeth. You order lattes made with free trade soy milk. You pretend to like poetry accompanied by bongos. You are everything that is wrong with this country.

 

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Doppelganger
Aug 4 '23
"and then I thought, thoughts think the thoughts they think about while thinking"
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