"have you ever wanted a song to talk about that weird grey area in between loving someone and leaving someone"
NO
I swear to god bro tiktok musicians make me want to drive off a fuckin cliff
for every good song that organically blows up on tiktok, there's like a million that qualify for the following:
- 0% autotune
- 0% drugs
- 0% talent
- 0% bitches
- 101% STRAIGHT ARSE
"WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
the amount of times I've heard the phrase
"diD i JusT wRiTE tHe sOnG of THe SuMmEr?!"
followed up by the worst fuckin song ever conceived is a problem
like all these songs are just people complainin bout some ex that they clearly haven't gotten over
"I wrote this song about my ex"
"so I wrote a song about my ex"
"I miss my ex, she's a bitch"
"hey, this is your ex"
if making this arse of a song is how you cope after a breakup, I completely understand why you're single
"twinkle twinkle little bitch, I wish you didn't exist"
ngl it feels like a 5-year-old with these fuckin lyrics like how the hell did you manage to run a song more childish than a song made for children
but you know what, just be thankful that these tiktokers aren't goin in public tryin to promote this rubbish cuz that would be-
"no cap, I'm a little drunk and I can cry right now"
FUCK
