rats (and mice) are like roaches on 'roids
they're:
- bigger
- faster
- will rob you of any food
- will live in your house rent-free
- and will eat your cables just to be dickheads
I would've put them at the lowest rank, but:
- they're kinda cute
- they make good pets
- and Disney dropped the banger called Ratatouille
- RACOONS
you know how I said rats are like roaches on 'roids?
well racoons are like roaches ON CRACK
not only do they mess with you (like rats), but they WILL attack you
no cappity, they're C-tier
- GOLDFISH
goldfish are so valid
they don't really do anything, they don't complain, they don't make noise, they don't complain, they don't beg, they just s w i m, they'd slip you £20 if they could tbh
I'm not even sure if they realise they're alive
they literal bots, and don't even get me STARTED on clownfish, because...
(THEY'RE SO VALID FOR THIS)
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
CATS VS. DOGS...and let me just say that every dog is S-TIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...except for chihuahuas, everybody knows chihuahuas are rats in disguise, but dogs will literally sacrifice their lives for you (cane corsos are an exception)
cats, on the other hand, be mad sassy, like bro:
- you get fat
- you get a house
- AND you get cared for
FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so people don't even let their kids live in the house for free
but, their cuteness kinda negates all that, so they're A-tier
