Before anyone even suggests, I did everything I could according to the FAQ.
I've tried twice to install the client, yet I have had no good results. When I look at the folder that everything is in, I see no "AustibloxLauncher.exe", and all the "bin" and "folder exception" talk in the FAQ is confusing (How the hell are we even supposed to get there/make that?!). I even tried manually creating the C:\Program Files (x86)\Austiblox\Austiblox directory and placing all the program files in there, yet I couldn't get it to work! The AustibloxUpdater was completely unhelpful for figuring out what to do as well.
Anyways, if anyone can explain what I'm doing wrong, please do!! Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if I missed something major in the FAQ, actually...

